The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.

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The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.

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He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.

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He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.
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Double
I want to win and I want to be in office.

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I want to win and I want to be in office.
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He is the resounding human rebuttal to all Marxist historians who think history is the story of vast and impersonal economic forces. The point of the Churchill Factor is that one man can make all the difference.

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He is the resounding human rebuttal to all Marxist historians who think history is the story of vast and impersonal economic forces. The point of the Churchill Factor is that one man can make all the difference.
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Oneself Vast
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

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Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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BMW Voting
My ideal world is, we’re there, we’re in the EU, trying to make it better.

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My ideal world is, we’re there, we’re in the EU, trying to make it better.
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Trying
When Cameron’s Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.

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When Cameron’s Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.
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Conservatism Cycle
It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.

BORIS JOHNSON

It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.
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Flip
But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors.

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But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors.
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Ancestor
The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.

BORIS JOHNSON

The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.
BORIS JOHNSON

Vast
He thinks of himself as a gigantic keystone in the arch, with all the lesser stones logically induced to support his position. He has a kind of semi-ideology to go with it – a leftish Toryism: imperialist, romantic, but on the side of the working man.

BORIS JOHNSON

He thinks of himself as a gigantic keystone in the arch, with all the lesser stones logically induced to support his position. He has a kind of semi-ideology to go with it – a leftish Toryism: imperialist, romantic, but on the side of the working man.
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Ideology Lesser Logically Position
Churchill knew instinctively what was wrong with communism – that it repressed liberty; that it replaced individual discretion with state control; that it entailed the curtailment of democracy, and therefore that it was tyrannous.

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Churchill knew instinctively what was wrong with communism – that it repressed liberty; that it replaced individual discretion with state control; that it entailed the curtailment of democracy, and therefore that it was tyrannous.
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Communism Replacement Tyranny
I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.

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I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.
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It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.

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It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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Easy
Humanity would have plunged into a new dark age of absolutely frightening and appalling characteristics without Churchill.

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Humanity would have plunged into a new dark age of absolutely frightening and appalling characteristics without Churchill.
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Since January 1993 there have been 27 other countries not in the EU that have done better than the UK at exporting goods into the single market.
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Blameless Domesticity

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