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Boris Johnson

All the people I talk to, increasingly, can see that the emperor has got no clothes. The case for leaving [the EU] is now overwhelming.
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Clothes Leaving People
The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
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Conservative Meat Sausage
This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy.
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Benefits Chance Economy
As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.
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Country England People Prime
The crucial thing is to look in an informed way at what’s going on. Look at the way in which we are forced by our imbalanced system to push away people who might contribute mightily to the NHS.
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Force Imbalance Looks People System
My ideal world is, we’re there, we’re in the EU, trying to make it better.
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Better Ideas Trying World
It hasn’t taken them long, they began by telling us they would have a positive and patriotic case and they’re back to project fear within minutes. There they go again they have nothing positive to say.
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Long Patriotic Taken
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
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Edge Night Prevent Sneak Yourself
Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can’t now remember what any of them were.
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Goodness Myself Remember Talk
Do you seriously propose that they are going to be so insane as to allow tariffs to be imposed. The EU is, I’m afraid a job destroying engine. You can see it all across southern Europe, you can see it, alas, in our country.
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Allow Country Ourselves Propose Serious
The volunteering spirit of Londoners is part of what makes this the best big city on earth.
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Cities Earth Volunteer
Our friends in America will be at the front of the queue for trade deals.
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Deal Friendship Queue Trade
We should celebrate immigrants and everything they do for our country.
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Celebration Country Immigrant Ourselves
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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Chance Finding Myself
I think it’d be disgraceful if a chap wasn’t allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal would be if you went to Vegas and you didn’t misbehave in some trivial way.
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Allow Behave Grace Reality Way
This is a super masticated subject, and it is time to spit it out.
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Scorn Spit Subjects
He is the resounding human rebuttal to all Marxist historians who think history is the story of vast and impersonal economic forces. The point of the Churchill Factor is that one man can make all the difference.
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Difference History Human Man Oneself Thinking Vast
The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
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Conservatism Meat
Churchill decides from very early on that he will create a political position that is somehow above left and right, embodying the best points of both sides and thereby incarnating the will of the nation.
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Men Political Thinking
He wished that Britain had ‘a man of his supreme quality at the head of affairs in our country today’. This from the hero of the First World War! The man who had led Britain to victory over the Kaiser!
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Country Raised Today Victory
I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.
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Blame Leadership Life Myself
I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work.
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Country Place Want Work
Hitler showed the evil that could be done by the art of rhetoric. Churchill showed how it could help to save humanity.
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Art Evil Help Himself Humanity Save
We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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Break Poor Restrain
It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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Easy Hard Promise Work
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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Becoming Chance Redneck
Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.
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Book People Play Watch

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