I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
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More Boris Johnson Quotes
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My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
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You know, sometimes I don’t understand what’s wrong with us. This is just about the most creative and imaginative country on earth—and yet sometimes we just don’t seem to have the gumption to exploit our intellectual property.
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Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can’t now remember what any of them were.
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It just happens I write fast and always have done.
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London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.
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This is a super masticated subject, and it is time to spit it out.
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My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.
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I think it’s absolutely amazing and how the Remain side have the cheek to come and tell us that we improve our security by staying in this organisation I do not understand.
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The only reason I wouldn’t go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.
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It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.
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Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.
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The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.
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We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving picaninnies; and one can imagine that Blair, twice victor abroad but enmired at home, is similarly seduced by foreign politeness.
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My ideal world is, we’re there, we’re in the EU, trying to make it better.
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I think the risks that people see of terrorism are incredibly important but we are very confident we have got the right people on it and the risks have been minimised.
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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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I’m afraid Sadiq Khan is completely wrong. The European Court of Justice is the supreme legal authority in our country.
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I have come to the conclusion that Tony Blair has finally gone mad … he made assertions that are so jaw-droppingly and breathtakingly at variance with reality that he surely needs professional psychiatric help.
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London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.
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Life isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another.
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I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist.
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Do you seriously propose that they are going to be so insane as to allow tariffs to be imposed. The EU is, I’m afraid a job destroying engine.
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People are woefully underestimating this country and what it can achieve.
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I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around.
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I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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