The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENANYou don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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