I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
BOBBY HEENANYou don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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