Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENANYou don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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