Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
BOB SAGET25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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