Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
BOB SAGET25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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