Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
BOB SAGET25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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