Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
BOB SAGET25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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