A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
BOB SAGETA lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
BOB SAGETWhat I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
BOB SAGETWords matter. Especially ones with four letters.
BOB SAGETI just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
BOB SAGETWise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
BOB SAGETI have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGETYou learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
BOB SAGETMy favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
BOB SAGETI’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
BOB SAGETIf you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
BOB SAGETI’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
BOB SAGETI never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
BOB SAGETMy dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
BOB SAGETI don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
BOB SAGETAnd turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
BOB SAGETSome people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
BOB SAGET