If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
BOB SAGETIf I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
BOB SAGETThe secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
BOB SAGETI wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
BOB SAGETA lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
BOB SAGETThe selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
BOB SAGETNot a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
BOB SAGETI have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGETSometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
BOB SAGETI was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
BOB SAGETMy favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
BOB SAGETI’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
BOB SAGETWhen you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
BOB SAGETConcerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
BOB SAGETWhat I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
BOB SAGETMy wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
BOB SAGETIt’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
BOB SAGET