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BOB SAGETMost people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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