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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.

Bob Saget

It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
BOB SAGET

Smart Teacher Yoga
I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
BOB SAGET

Interviews Littles People
My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
BOB SAGET

Fart Father Stuck
My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Choices Done Procrastination
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Squirrels Way Yards
In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Creative Forward Looking People
Everyone I love I pay.
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Everyone Love Pay
I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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Body Morning Red
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Littles People Smoking
I have no agenda, nothing to control.
BOB SAGET

Agendas Control Nothing
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Much Thinking Too
Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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Arguing People Truth
Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Except Nobody People
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Away Famous Going
I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Dirty Nuts Show Shows Television
The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
BOB SAGET

Children Secret Way

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