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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.

Bob Saget

Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
BOB SAGET

Day Good Reading Sunday
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGET

Become Chameleon Whenever
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGET

Long Okay People
I have no agenda, nothing to control.
BOB SAGET

Agendas Control Nothing
At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
BOB SAGET

Day End Over Time
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
BOB SAGET

Meaningful Myself Physical
I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
BOB SAGET

Case Feel Level Mother Something
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
BOB SAGET

House Lasts People
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGET

Care Except People Take
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
BOB SAGET

Acting Fun People
I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
BOB SAGET

Nice Pieces Salmon
My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
BOB SAGET

Anesthesia Given Havens
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
BOB SAGET

Away Famous Going
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
BOB SAGET

Fire Light People
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
BOB SAGET

Hurt Laughing People
That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
BOB SAGET

Country Definitely People Showed

My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.

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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.

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