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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.

Bob Saget

I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Dirty Nuts Show Shows Television
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGET

Become Chameleon Whenever
I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
BOB SAGET

Case Feel Level Mother Something
When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
BOB SAGET

Hurt Love Pain Someone
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
BOB SAGET

Behind Every Great Man Men Prison
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
BOB SAGET

Affection Emotion Love Mom
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
BOB SAGET

Hanging Negative People Two
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
BOB SAGET

Closer Enemies Say
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
BOB SAGET

Men Saw Son Yelling
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGET

Care Except People Take
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
BOB SAGET

Dirty Jobs Night
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
BOB SAGET

Enjoy Masturbation Public
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
BOB SAGET

Each Other Feed People
Valuable people are undervalued.
BOB SAGET

People Undervalued Valuable
The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
BOB SAGET

Hands Selfish Trying
My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
BOB SAGET

Cry Favorite Song Thinking

My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.

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