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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.

Bob Saget

That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
BOB SAGET

Country Definitely People Showed
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
BOB SAGET

Mom Thinking Today Told
Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
BOB SAGET

Bored People Talking
My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
BOB SAGET

Diapers Saint Wife
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
BOB SAGET

Bus Driver Drivers
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGET

Become Chameleon Whenever
Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
BOB SAGET

Arguing People Truth
At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
BOB SAGET

Day End Over Time
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
BOB SAGET

Away Famous Going
There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
BOB SAGET

Country People Two Wii
I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
BOB SAGET

Nice Pieces Salmon
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Much Thinking Too
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
BOB SAGET

Littles People Smoking
The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
BOB SAGET

Hands Selfish Trying
You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
BOB SAGET

Friend Learn Lying
I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
BOB SAGET

Fleas Hurt Spider

My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.

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