I have no agenda, nothing to control.
BOB SAGETIf you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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