My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
BOB SAGETIf you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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Everyone I love I pay.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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