I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
BOB SAGETIf you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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