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When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?

Bob Monkhouse

A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.
BOB MONKHOUSE

Feet Funny Humor
My wife said, ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I said, ‘Why?’ And she said, ‘Well, she’s been up on the roof two weeks already.’
BOB MONKHOUSE

Funny Love Mother
Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
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Funny Humor Silence
I’d never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
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Funny House Marriage Wife
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
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College Funny Humor
I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.
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Clubs Home Real
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs – my very best ones too!
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Funny Home Humor
Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?
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Funny Homeless Humor
I’ll never stop working. I want to die in the saddle. A day is wasted for me if I haven’t done something even mildly creative.
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Creative Done Want
Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
BOB MONKHOUSE

Funny Humor Life
My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
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Father Funny Humor
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
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Clever Funny Smart
I got my start in silent radio.
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Funny Humor Radio
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.
BOB MONKHOUSE

Funny Mom Mother
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
BOB MONKHOUSE

Boards Drawing Inventor
I saw a specialist who asked me ‘Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?’. I said I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas.
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