For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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