“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
BO BURNHAMWe’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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