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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.

Bo Burnham

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Deer Necks Saws
My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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Camera Down And Firsts
Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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Bible Jesus Kindness
All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Dirty Funny Humor
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Asian Country People Persons
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Jesus Land Water
I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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People Thinking Worry
At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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Feelings Thinking Time Years
How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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Believe Cousin Gay
For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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Comedy Levels Unexpected
I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Dollars Long Pussy
I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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Actually Conversation Open Say
If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Beliefs Hateful People
Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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Broke Celebrate Happy Thanksgiving
Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Comedy Enjoy Fun
I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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Encourage Fan Love Really Something Unhealthy

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.

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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.

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