You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
BO BURNHAMMy work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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