I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
BO BURNHAMI’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Love is all about… whistles.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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