If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
BO BURNHAMI chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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