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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.

Bo Burnham

Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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Best Laughter Medicine
What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Creative Funny Humor Life
My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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Lovely People Trying
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Designer Funny Humor Love You
I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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People Thinking Worry
I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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Cereal Men Remember Thinking
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Jesus Land Water
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Isquaring Numbers Thirteen
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Deer Necks Saws
The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Average Person Tube
My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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Camera Down And Firsts
People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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People Self Thinking
In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Beautiful Distance Funny
Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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Funny Humor Toes Women
I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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Encourage Fan Love Really Something Unhealthy
I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Bears Beliefs Bipolar Mets

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