They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
BO BURNHAMI have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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