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What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

Billy Crystal

I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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Fifth Grade Growing Height
I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.
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Different Happened Something
I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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Baseball Country
A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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Couple Laughing People
I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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Country Free Life Sucker
As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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Actors Character Directors
I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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Feels Right Feet Humour
At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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Bases Nightly Something
I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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Being Black Comedy Old
That’s why that show, no matter who hosts it, it really should be a fast-thinking comedian who is really quick on their feet that can handle situations that happen, or somebody with that kind of mentality that can capitalize on something.
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Comedian Host Mentality Situations Thinking
I think when I feel I’m at my best is when I’m on stage, and it’s my version of jazz because it’s just riffing or something.
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Comedy Jazz Thinking
You give up your dream, you give up.
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Dream Giving Vision
It is better to look good than to feel good.
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Comedian Feel Good Looks
What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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Frustrating Life Over Starting
I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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Caught Limits Married
If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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Dad Father Respect

What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

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