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What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

Billy Crystal

It is better to look good than to feel good.
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Comedian Feel Good Looks
From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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Ghouls Saws Sids
If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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Dad Father Respect
[I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.
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Dad Stars Uncle
At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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Bases Nightly Something
When comedy is good, it’s jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes of a joke. It’s all melody to me.
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Art Comedy Way
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
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Inspirational Life Wise
I’ve always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That’s why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.
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Hands Sex Two
That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.
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Comedy Jazz Soul
I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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Fifth Grade Growing Height
It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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Financial Funny Money
Change is such hard work.
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Change Inspirational Work
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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Being Funny Sex Sexy Single
My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I’ve already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
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Fun Grandchildren Grandparent
I always came away thinking “I’d like to see her more,” you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought – Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
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Guidance Now Then Thinking
Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck’s puff pastries.
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News Puck Puff

What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

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