By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
BILLY CRYSTALI always came away thinking “I’d like to see her more,” you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought – Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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Change is such hard work.
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When I’ve gotten criticism, it’s that it’s too long, too soft, didn’t hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What’s he doing hitting the government?
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I’d like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
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Don’t give up your power.
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We were in front of a live audience and I would be acting with the man who was playing my lover, and we used those words, and the audience would titter and laugh, and make me uncomfortable doing the scenes. …
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There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
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I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas where you shouldn’t be saying anything.
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I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.
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What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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