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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?

Bill Watterson

Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Homework Negotiation Procrastinating Skills Use
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think
They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Law Lawn Over Running Spirit Wall
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible

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