Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
BILL WATTERSONThe world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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