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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.

Bill Watterson

History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dark Imagine Thinking
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Long Memories Outside School Successful Term
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks

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