Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
BILL WATTERSONKnow what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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