Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSONI’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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