Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
BILL WATTERSONI’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
-
-
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
BILL WATTERSON -
Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
BILL WATTERSON -
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
BILL WATTERSON -
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
BILL WATTERSON -
I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
BILL WATTERSON -
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
BILL WATTERSON -
Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
BILL WATTERSON -
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
BILL WATTERSON -
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSON -
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
BILL WATTERSON -
Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
BILL WATTERSON -
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSON -
It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
BILL WATTERSON -
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
BILL WATTERSON -
Scientific Progress goes boink?
BILL WATTERSON






