It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
BILL WATTERSONI’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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