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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Bill Watterson

It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Cooties Figured Happened Hobbies Love
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Animal Ask Friendship Kindness Problem
Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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Craft Different Editorial Joke Taste Technique
Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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Art Deconstruction Needs Offering Sometimes
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests

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