You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
BILL WATTERSONWe don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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