It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
BILL WATTERSONWe don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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