Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSONI’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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