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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.

Bill Watterson

I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Afford Ignorant Knowledge Least Paralyzing
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Aggerations Character Expression Moving
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Detours Failure Resources Wells
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Avoiding Hobbies Slips
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time

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