No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
BILL WATTERSONHey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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