Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
BILL WATTERSONHey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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