The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
BILL WATTERSONEveryone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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