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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.

Bill Watterson

In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Culture Excess Good Life
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Decision Desire Motivational Ourselves Thinking
Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Artist Doubt Taken Talking
Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Beautiful Grow Up Thinking
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Book Jobs Meaningful
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Architect Form Function
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Allowed Hello Rattle Say Stop Swear Words
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source

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