Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
BILL WATTERSONAs you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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