I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
BILL WATTERSONAs you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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