That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
BILL WATTERSONYou’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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