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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.

Bill Watterson

They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Mean Wonder
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Decision Kind Ourselves Recognize
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hate Point Stories Thinking
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand

For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.

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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.

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