Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
BILL WATTERSONFew things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
BILL WATTERSONAs you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
BILL WATTERSONAll the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
BILL WATTERSONIn the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
BILL WATTERSONSuddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
BILL WATTERSONPeople think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
BILL WATTERSONHobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
BILL WATTERSONWe need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
BILL WATTERSONNo sport is less organized than Calvinball.
BILL WATTERSONThey can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
BILL WATTERSONLike delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
BILL WATTERSONI don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
BILL WATTERSONWe don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSONDad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
BILL WATTERSONThey say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
BILL WATTERSONTomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
BILL WATTERSON