I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSONFor me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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