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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.

Bill Watterson

Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Along Around Detroit Enjoy Good Probably Time
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Bad Perseverance Remarkable Worse
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Cooties Figured Happened Hobbies Love
Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Animal Ask Friendship Kindness Problem
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit

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