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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.

Bill Watterson

I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Boys Kids Resources Scary Supposed
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hate Point Stories Thinking
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like

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