Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
BILL WATTERSONMs. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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