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Bill Watterson

History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Animal Ask Friendship Kindness Problem
Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Clock Funny Leader Roger
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday

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