Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
BILL WATTERSONSleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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