Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
BILL WATTERSONIf you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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