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Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Accomplish Funny Life Motivational Nothing
That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Bad Perseverance Remarkable Worse
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Change Different Funny Life
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World

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