You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
BILL WATTERSONIf you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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