I’d hate to have a kid like me.
BILL WATTERSONIf you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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