So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
BILL WATTERSONMy likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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