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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin

Bill Watterson

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand
Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Pigs Riding Three
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming

My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin

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