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If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say ‘Did you just see what I saw?!’, you’ll find that no-one wants to talk to you.

Bill Murray

Whenever I think of the high salaries we are paid as film actors, I think it is for the travel, the time away, and any trouble you get into through being well known. It’s not for the acting, that’s for sure.
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Acting Actors Thinking
It’s hard to be an artist. It’s hard to be anything. It’s hard to be.
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Anything Artist Hard
I’m a nut, but not just a nut.
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Funny Insanity Nuts
I act like a jerk sometimes.
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Act Jerks Like Sometimes
Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.
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Automatic Needs Vacation
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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Deep Dying Humor Thought
Rather than life just rolling over you, and you wake up and it’s Thursday, and what happened to Monday? Whatever the best part of my life has been, has been as a result of that remembering.
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Best Happened Part Remembering
My back hurts. My legs ache. I’m only four!
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Four Hurt Legs
There aren’t many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that’s a 24 hour job right there.
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Acting Asking Jobs
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
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Get Real Sometimes Tired
Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little… poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who’s giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.
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Giving Hard Times Want
People say I’m difficult and sometimes that’s a badge of honour.
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Badges People Sometimes
Buddy Hackett [was] talking – this is Hackett, not me – about the Virgin Mary, a limerick sort of thing, and all these children and families … the look of absolute horror.
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Anything Children Say Talking
You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.
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Boring Eye Phones
People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You’re new and you’re hot and things go wrong.
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Hot People Successful
And I say, ‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
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Effort Money Nice

If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say ‘Did you just see what I saw?!’, you’ll find that no-one wants to talk to you.

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If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say ‘Did you just see what I saw?!’, you’ll find that no-one wants to talk to you.

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