There aren’t many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that’s a 24 hour job right there.
BILL MURRAYAnd I don’t like to work. I only like working when I’m working.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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So I went, and one of the funniest film moments I’ve ever had was when they introduced the New York film critics. They all stood up – motley isn’t the word for that group.
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I’m a nut, but not just a nut.
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I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
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Rather than life just rolling over you, and you wake up and it’s Thursday, and what happened to Monday? Whatever the best part of my life has been, has been as a result of that remembering.
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You don’t have to have all this film stock, you can work faster, and you don’t need a giant crew. It’s great.
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We’re born alone. We do need each other. It’s lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that’s part of your obligation.
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If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question
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I mean, everybody would love to have their clothes torn off by a mob of girls, but being screamed at is different.
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You can’t think about what you’re going to do. It just gets in the way. You have to be just available for life, otherwise you’re not bringing anything to the party. So I don’t lie awake thinking about what I’m going to do workwise. There’s just too much going on.
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I’d like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot – just a little copter shot. He really wanted this one helicopter shot, and Disney wouldn’t give him the money. Just wouldn’t give him the money.
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When the phone started ringing too many times, I had to take it back to what I can handle. I take my chances on a job or a person as opposed to a situation. I don’t like to have a situation placed over my head.
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Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I’m just telling everyone that it’s a wonderful place to go.
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I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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I really don’t know what’s going to come out of my mouth.
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In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can’t help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They’re very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you’re there.
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I would jump into the middle of the street and say, “excuse me, there’s a Mercedes that’s got to get through here.” And I would push people out of the way, “get out of the way! Let him through!” Smacking their cars and stuff. Just like, “whack” and you just jump into it.
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My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
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Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
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You know…they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
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Zombies dont mess with other zombies.
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Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
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It’s hard to be an artist. It’s hard to be anything. It’s hard to be.
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People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
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The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.
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I think we’re all sort of imprisoned by – or at least bound to – the choices we make… You want to say no at the right time and you want to say yes more sparingly.
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I’m not an ungenerous person; I don’t resent it. It’s just sort of a head-scratcher.
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