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The critics. When they’re right, they’re right for the wrong reasons. And they’re usually wrong.

Bill Murray

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Acting Award Winning
You know…they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
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Elephants never
Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage – I had to bury myself in my napkin.
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Damage Everybody Napkin
You can’t really control how people are going to feel about you; all you can really do is be yourself.

BRADLEY COOPER

Bradley Cooper
BRADLEY COOPER

Being Real
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over?

BILL MURRAY

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over?
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Day
I don’t answer fan mail. I don’t have time for that. It’s like hundreds of thousands of people who think they’re going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don’t have time for those idiots. I’ve got stuff to do.

BILL MURRAY

I don’t answer fan mail. I don’t have time for that. It’s like hundreds of thousands of people who think they’re going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don’t have time for those idiots. I’ve got stuff to do.
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Bars
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Badges Sometimes
If I run into someone on the street, that’s one thing. But answering mail for a living? I like a job where you can play and act kind of goofy and have some fun.

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Jobs Running
I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that’s it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I’d done something.
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Month Mustache
Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.

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Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
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Crash Knows
Whenever I think of the high salaries we are paid as film actors, I think it is for the travel, the time away, and any trouble you get into through being well known. It’s not for the acting, that’s for sure.
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Acting Actors
I would jump into the middle of the street and say, “excuse me, there’s a Mercedes that’s got to get through here.” And I would push people out of the way, “get out of the way! Let him through!” Smacking their cars and stuff. Just like, “whack” and you just jump into it.
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Cars Stuff
He’s going on and on and on, and finally he stops. It’s just total horror, and the camera’s still rolling. You can hear it, sort of a grinding noise. And the director says, “Anything else, Bud?”
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Anything Bud Else Grinding
The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
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Kids Names Numbers
You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don’t think it’s so much stealing as… being a part of the flow of the universe.

BILL MURRAY

You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don’t think it’s so much stealing as… being a part of the flow of the universe.
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Dark

The critics. When they’re right, they’re right for the wrong reasons. And they’re usually wrong.

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