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I don’t answer fan mail. I don’t have time for that. It’s like hundreds of thousands of people who think they’re going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don’t have time for those idiots. I’ve got stuff to do.

Bill Murray

I’m a nut, but not just a nut.
BILL MURRAY

Funny Insanity Nuts
And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, ‘Oh! You’re gonna be the mayor?’ And I hadn’t even read the script yet.
BILL MURRAY

Cities might Son
You cannot pray them out of hell.
BILL MURRAY

Hell Praying Scary
I’ve been lucky, I’ve had movies that made a lot of money, so I don’t feel like I have to kill every time out. I don’t want that pressure. I don’t need it.
BILL MURRAY

Lucky Needs Want
You work, you get paid, you drink.
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Drink Get Paid
Here’s the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don’t get there, we’re both fired.
BILL MURRAY

Downsizing Faster Fired
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
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Get Real Sometimes Tired
I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
BILL MURRAY

Know Sour Taste
This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.
BILL MURRAY

Dresses Rehearsal
You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.
BILL MURRAY

Boring Eye Phones
That’s the reason I’m not the one that’s dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
BILL MURRAY

Life Powerful Reason
Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage – I had to bury myself in my napkin.
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Buy Damage Everybody Napkin
The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we’re doing.
BILL MURRAY

Forget Hell Interesting Mean Women
The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.
BILL MURRAY

Lasts Roles Want
Every moment that you share someone else’s pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.
BILL MURRAY

Moments Pain Share
When you did the job, you thought you were just trying to amuse your friends who are all on the job. I’m just trying to make the sound guy laugh, the script supervisor.
BILL MURRAY

Golf Jobs Laughing

I don’t answer fan mail. I don’t have time for that. It’s like hundreds of thousands of people who think they’re going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don’t have time for those idiots. I’ve got stuff to do.

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I don’t answer fan mail. I don’t have time for that. It’s like hundreds of thousands of people who think they’re going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don’t have time for those idiots. I’ve got stuff to do.

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