What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
BILL HICKSGood comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic.
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I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
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