Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
BILL HICKSGood comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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The economy that’s fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government’s cracking down… on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it’s not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they’re Napoleon. That’s fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don’t share them like they’re the truth.
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Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.
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Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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