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Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

Bill Hicks

What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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Abortion Say Talk Thing
I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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Light Marlboro Overcome The Figure Think
I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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Funny Humor Soul
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Believe Order Purpose
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Comedian Funny Hurt
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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Believe Humanity Ideas Revolutionary
It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Drug Freedom Personal War
I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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Believe Christian Fruitful People
I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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Believe Deep Heart Writing
I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Believe Self Voice
I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic.
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Funny Humor Sorry
I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Business Kids Men Running
A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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Division God Greed Heart Intelligence
What does an atheist scream when they come?
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Atheist Come Scream
Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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Land might Pick Please
Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Fear Gun Yourself

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