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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Bill Hicks

My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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Voice Heard Wanted
They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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Comedian Good Life Smoking
You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Book Phones Political
I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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Believe Christian Fruitful People
People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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Country People United States
I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Funny Humor Two
We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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Drugs Mean War Winning
I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.
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Funny Glasses Humor Mobile Seeing
I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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Country Mean Most Surprise
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Earth Finals Heaven
I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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Funny Humor Soul
Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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Cow Mushroom Thinking
They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? “I think what God meant to say…”
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Believe God Thinking Word
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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Created Fear Organization
Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
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Country Dad Hate Sometimes

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