Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
BILL HICKSWatching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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I saw…a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.
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I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn’t have, seeing as it’s being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
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