I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
BILL HICKSHow do I know the Bible isn’t the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand…considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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…I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An ‘avenging GOD’? One who created Hell for those who don’t believe?
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My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.
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The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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