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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.

Bill Hicks

I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Business Kids Men Running
Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
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Artist Book Writing
Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
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Bystanders Gun Rights
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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Marijuana Mistake Weed
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Believe Drug Growing
It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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Insane Part Proud World
I’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
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Bad Drug Giving Relationship Up
I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.
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Drink Friday Weekend
I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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Funny Humor Soul
I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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Misanthropic People Theory
You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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Cash Country World
Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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Cow Mushroom Thinking
Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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Ideas Revolutionary Tattoo Worry
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
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Cigarette Smoke Eye Smoking
I saw…a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.
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Horrible Kids People Saws
What does an atheist scream when they come?
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Atheist Come Scream

BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.

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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.

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