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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.

Bill Hicks

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
BILL HICKS

Comedian Good Life Smoking
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns.
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Doctor Dream Heart Hero President
You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Jesus Religious Thinking
I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic.
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Funny Humor Sorry
Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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Add Comedy might Show
The Voice of Reason is in us all…and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
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Benefits Reason Voice
How come people always flip and think they’re Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. ‘Ah’m BUDDHA!’ ‘You’re Bubba!’ ‘Ah’m Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
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Country Jesus Thinking
I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
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Powerful Real Thinking
What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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Boys Light Lightbulb Sun
I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching.
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Country Light Thinking
So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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Good Person Wherever
Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Dream Funny Ideas Revolutionary
If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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Alcohol Numbers Offender War
No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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Answers Giving Mystery
This Bud’s for yooouuuu.” C’mon, everybody, let’s be hypocritical bastards. It’s okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
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Bad Drug Everybody Hypocritical Okay One

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