I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
BILL HICKSI’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
BILL HICKSThis Bud’s for yooouuuu.” C’mon, everybody, let’s be hypocritical bastards. It’s okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
BILL HICKSIt’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
BILL HICKSHumanity is just a virus with shoes.
BILL HICKSThey proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
BILL HICKSWe are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
BILL HICKSYou know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” How do you know that? “Uh, well… we looked at the receipts.”
BILL HICKSIn the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
BILL HICKSBut where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
BILL HICKSYou think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
BILL HICKSPeople in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
BILL HICKSMummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.
BILL HICKSFolks, it’s time to evolve. That’s why we’re troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything’s failing? It’s because, um – they’re no longer relevant. We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
BILL HICKSI do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
BILL HICKSHow are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
BILL HICKSI’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
BILL HICKS