You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
BILL HICKSWhile I’ve found many of the religious shows I’ve viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I’ve never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet – turning off the TV completely.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? “I think what God meant to say…”
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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint… it has to do with creating and sharing.
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I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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