I mean, stand up you’re by yourself and it’s live and when you’re acting, unless you’re doing a monologue, you’re interacting with somebody else. Even if you’re doing a monologue you’re saying it to somebody and it’s not live so you can do it a few times.
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More Bill Burr Quotes
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Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!
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If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.
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When you say, “there’s no reason [to hit a woman]” that kills any examination as to how two people ended up at that place. When you say, “there’s no reason,” you cut out the build-up and you’re just left with the act. How you gonna solve it if you don’t figure it out?
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London was like that too. It was that time of year when all the rich kids with the oil money have their cars shipped over.
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Any other town you go to there’s this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder.
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If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that’s good for me; I’m good.
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Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.
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Really? Is it long enough to go around both our necks and the chimney so we can tandem jump off of this? That’s all I really care about you and your little garden hose.
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Deny your emotions and act like you have answers
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I’ve found is that by doing stand-up, I’ve actually learned how to combat depression. I don’t have clinical, but I’ve definitely had my bouts with it. I just figured out that it’s a choice. Y
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I am so pro-swine flu it’s – it’s like ridiculous.
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If you get a chance to go outside of the country, you start examining where you’re from and some of the thought processes.
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Don’t be a jerk to other comics and don’t let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you’re going to get somewhere.
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I do my podcast on Mondays for a specific reason. A lot of people go to work and don’t like their jobs. If you give people something to laugh about, it’s good.
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I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.
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