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Actually they [ Netflix] were telling us to push it further and I’ve never gotten a nod like that from anybody in the industry, so it’s been awesome to work with them. I’m very happy where we’re at.

Bill Burr

London was like that too. It was that time of year when all the rich kids with the oil money have their cars shipped over.
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Beautiful Country Jobs
Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.
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Comedian Scary Sometimes
It’s a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There’s good things and bad things.
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Air Good Things World
Oh look, an ATM! Ok, here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.
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Beautiful Gun Light
I’ve found is that by doing stand-up, I’ve actually learned how to combat depression. I don’t have clinical, but I’ve definitely had my bouts with it. I just figured out that it’s a choice. Y
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Blood Bouts Choice Games Writing
Well probably the coolest show of that whole tour was in Germany. I had a chunk of material on [Adolf] Hitler, and I was worried about how they’d react, but they loved it.
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Coolest Country Shows Worried
It’s better to just plough ahead. And if I say something they don’t get, I just make fun of myself for assuming that everybody knows everything about where I live.
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Assuming Fun Knows
If this goes into sweatshop labor, I’m quitting this podcast.
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Labor Quitting Sweatshops
Michael Price is the showrunner so nobody works harder than him.
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Hard Nobody Work Harder
It’s just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is hilarious, so no.
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People Stupid Talking
I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.
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Elbows Elderly Today
I’ve had a great time on the road, I would say shooting guns with a silencer in Jacksonville, Fla.
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Great Gun Shooting Time
Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else’s success is not your failure.
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People Roots Surround Yourself
You’re a kid, your whole life is awesome. It’s awesome, right? You had no money, no ID, no cell phone, no nothing, no keys to the house. You just ran outside into the woods. You weren’t scared of nothing. I challenge you to do that as an adult.
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Funny Motivational Running
When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It’s always been high quality stuff coming out of there.
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Coming Out Quality Stuff
I’m not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.
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Lying Psycho Stage

Actually they [ Netflix] were telling us to push it further and I’ve never gotten a nod like that from anybody in the industry, so it’s been awesome to work with them. I’m very happy where we’re at.

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Actually they [ Netflix] were telling us to push it further and I’ve never gotten a nod like that from anybody in the industry, so it’s been awesome to work with them. I’m very happy where we’re at.

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