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My mother would only let us go to the musicals.

Bette Midler

The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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Heaven Home World
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!
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Cities Sometimes Soul Wake
I don’t need anyone to write me a show in my style, I would like to do a show in a style that wasn’t my style, because that’s the only way I can grow up and grow out.
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Growing Style Up Writing
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Chain Devil Soul
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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Book Country Horse
When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T
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Childhood Dream Thinking
Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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Hack Just
I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Believe Fashion World
[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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Helen Orchestra Singing
I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you’re bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it’s going to make you miserable?
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Stories Way Years
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Inspiration Memorable Tonight
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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Bears Grudge Mind
I’m confident that I’m as intelligent as many people, but I know that I’m not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I’m a shrinking violet because I don’t want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
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Intelligent People Shrinking
We are all part of the ecosystem.
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All Ecosystems Parts

My mother would only let us go to the musicals.

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