I think the essence of humor has not changed. It’s all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.
BETTE MIDLERWithout passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.
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Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
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The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.
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If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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I’m not interested in perfection. The universe is perfect, and there are some works of art that we see as perfect, but human beings aren’t perfect.
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You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
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When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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I always try to balance the light with the heavy – a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
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Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true …In this life I was loved by you.
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Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!
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I’m confident that I’m as intelligent as many people, but I know that I’m not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I’m a shrinking violet because I don’t want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
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Do I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
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Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
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