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Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.

Bette Midler

If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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Actresses Being Different Singers
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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About Enough Thinking
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
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Jakhammer Poetry Rap
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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Funny Nice Wise
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Drinking Drunk Perspective
Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn’t take anything drastic. You needn’t be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!
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Entertainment Life Smart
My mother would only let us go to the musicals.
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Let Mother Musical
When I turned 50, I threw myself a big birthday party, and I looked seriously at what my life has been about. I recommend this to everybody. Ask yourself, “What have I done? How did I do it? Where’d I mess up?
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Assessment Land Party
GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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Distance God Watching
I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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Memorable Women
I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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Pruned Tense Upset
I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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Nature Love Spite
I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Audience Enough Lucky
Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes.
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Acceptance Inspirational Strong Women
If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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Dresses Sound Way
I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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House News Stories Watches

Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.

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