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Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.

Bette Midler

Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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Brutal People Previously Today
Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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Hack Just
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real
I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Believe Fashion World
I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.
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Country Ocean Wish
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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Funny Nice Wise
Music is probably the only place I get energy from. Music and maybe watching a really tremendous performer, watching a terrific performer like Jagger or watching a great movie.
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Energy Music Performers
I never know how much of what I say is true.
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Cynicism Funny Truth
I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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Nature Love Spite
I’m not interested in perfection. The universe is perfect, and there are some works of art that we see as perfect, but human beings aren’t perfect.
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Art Interested Not Perfect
Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn’t take anything drastic. You needn’t be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!
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Entertainment Life Smart
All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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Believe Gay Rumor
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Chain Devil Soul
I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.
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Clothes Heart People
I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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Divine God Mad
Do I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
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Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.

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