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I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.

Bette Midler

If you’re passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.
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Flag Passionate Running
A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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Grow Up Mother People
The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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Foundation Names Opera
When I read that, I burst into tears. It was so generous and so basic. Not fluffy. I can’t understand why we scrimp on education and shortchange our kids. Why would the citizenry do that to the people who are going to inherit its republic?
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Country Generous Kids Shortchange Understand
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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Book Country Horse
I never know how much of what I say is true.
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Cynicism Funny Truth
I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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Divine God Mad
From the age of 14 until I was 50, I just got on a treadmill and ran. I never stopped to assess what I was doing or to pat myself on the back.
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Age Ran Treadmill
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love
I have my standards. They’re low, but I have them.
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Low Lows Standards
You can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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People Space Use
Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true …In this life I was loved by you.
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Life Love Romantic
There’s the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there’s the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn’t sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.
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Media Sleep Way
[On Denmark:] … that little country of cottage cheese and courage.
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Cheese Cottages Country
Life is like cooking your masterpiece recipe. You have to get the right ingredients,have the right mixture and the right cooking time to reveal the PERFECT and DELICIOUS TASTE of your craft.
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Cooking Life Perfect
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men

I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.

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