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I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.

Bette Midler

Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true …In this life I was loved by you.
BETTE MIDLER

Life Love Romantic
I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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House News Stories Watches
A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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Grow Up Mother People
Where did I do well?” When I did this assessment of my life, I said to myself, “It was really good.”
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Assessment Good Life Really
I always try to balance the light with the heavy – a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
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Art Cancer Light
I have my standards. They’re low, but I have them.
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Low Lows Standards
GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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Distance God Watching
Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.
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Autumn Spring Summer
Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there’s a seed that with the sun’s love in the spring becomes a rose.
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Snow Spring Winter
Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world.
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Book Saws World
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Happy Picks Ukulele
Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time – if not of my block – being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
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Block Positively Sound
Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Balls People
For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating – and then only by waiters.
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Depression Eating Speak
Total contentment is only for cows.
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Contentment Cows Total
Music is probably the only place I get energy from. Music and maybe watching a really tremendous performer, watching a terrific performer like Jagger or watching a great movie.
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Energy Music Performers

I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.

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